No God, No Devils.

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oh-the-nightmares: Defeater

oh-the-nightmares:

Defeater

thenewagecaveman: my little nephew has this spiderman motorcycle toy but the fiGURE IS THE FUUNIEST...

thenewagecaveman:

my little nephew has this spiderman motorcycle toy but the fiGURE IS THE FUUNIEST THING BECAUSE YOU CAN POSE IT LIKE THIS

"Imma get ya bad guys"

"TWERK TEAM"

i-am-superjohnlocked: allthingshyper: the-cunning-fire: This...

i-am-superjohnlocked:

allthingshyper:

the-cunning-fire:

This is just so pleasing to watch. 

THE WITCHCRAFT i COULD DO WITH THIS CANDLE

two types of people

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meladoodle: *doctor delivers baby* congratulations its a healthy boy! *slaps butt and the baby...

meladoodle:

*doctor delivers baby* congratulations its a healthy boy! *slaps butt and the baby starts crying* oh… how unfortunate, he's a pussy ass nerd.. should i dispose of him or are you okay with this

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dadmilk: *pukes*

dadmilk:

*pukes*

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portablemiah: talents: I can sleep a LOT. if you challenged me to sleep longer than you I would...

portablemiah:

talents:

• I can sleep a LOT. if you challenged me to sleep longer than you I would probably win I have never lost that particular activity
• can read clocks pretty well. if you asked me what time it was I could tell you just by looking at a clock.
• I haven't worn a diaper since I was 2 I think
• picking up corndogs really quickly
• easy to house train
• having feet - I have almost 2 
• fruit

iamtheemarikishtar: knock knock knock here comes my

iamtheemarikishtar:

knock knock knock 
here comes my

porkrub: I walk this lonely road The only road that I have...

porkrub:

I walk this lonely road
The only road that I have ever known

tittyfig: angads2000: tittyfig: 80% water 20% pizza and 100% swag That's 200% I'm twice the man...

tittyfig:

angads2000:

tittyfig:

80% water 20% pizza and 100% swag

That's 200%

I'm twice the man you'll ever be

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tapdancers: saw a man at the beach drowning. he yelled "help, shark, help." i just laughed. that...

tapdancers:

saw a man at the beach drowning. he yelled "help, shark, help." i just laughed. that shark wont help him

shoutout to those three followers who like and reblog literally everything you post

shoutout to those three followers who like and reblog literally everything you post

daverdad: a documentary based on the life of that guy who cleans up porn sets

daverdad:

a documentary based on the life of that guy who cleans up porn sets